She never blinks, for one thing her eyes just sort of wobble every now and again like they're about to fall out.īut let’s move on to the festering bone marrow of the matter, the Wiimote lightsaber controls. Your female sidekick in particular has something very eerie about her. That, however, could be because of the Wii’s graphic limitations making them all look like Gerry Anderson puppets of stroke victims. The grubby fingerprints of George Lucas are all over the story, in that none of the characters are in the slightest bit relatable. Apparently the plot is supposed to tie the Star Wars prequel trilogy to the original series, which raises the obvious question: "Why would we want to do this terrible thing?" It’s like tying your breakfast to a plague rat. His nurturing instincts then kick in and he raises the sprog as a secret apprentice to help him overthrow the Emperor, and why not? Because everything always works out so well whenever he pulls that shit. The story concerns Darth Vader, thankfully having gotten over his difficult puberty and now expanding his evil portfolio with a dalliance in stealing other people’s children.
The force unleashed free#
It just goes to prove what I've always said: free will is overrated! On the whole, it seemed like a game I'd much rather be reviewing now, but I made my stupid, stupid choice and now I’m stuck with this watery, dead-eyed knock-off that would have embarrassed a last-generation console with pickax lodge in it.
The force unleashed ps3#
Playing the game, however, it turned out that the legendary, unstoppable warrior-magician has a Zimmer frame and Parkinson’s disease, and a slight graphical downgrade became "it looks like it was left in a swamp monster's trouser pocket on laundry day." Just to take another massive bladder evacuation into my horrified upward-facing eyes and nostrils, I later caught a glimpse of the PS3 version being played by someone else, and not only were the graphics better, but the level design was drastically different (i.e., actually good!) And the physics seemed to amount more than just swotting things made of cardboard around various empty rooms. A slight graphical downgrade is a relatively minor storm to weather for a game that actually feels like being a legendary, unstoppable warrior-magician rather than merely piloting one by remote control. But my thinking was that since the first thing anyone does with a Wii controller is swing it around making lightsaber noises, it would be remiss to play an actual official lightsaber game on anything else.
So the game's come out for practically everything with a screen: the Wii, PS3, 360, PSP, iPhone, ZX Spectrum, graphing calculator, microwave oven. What was I talking about? Well, anyway, The Force Unleashed. Whenever it's brought out, the cruel, mocking laughs of onlookers savage my self-esteem, and it’s starting to leak this weird, brownish fluid, but I'm too embarrassed to see a doctor. But now the honeymoon's over, and what once stood boldly upright has become limp and floppy in my hands. When the first pack of Nintendo games were still fresh and sales were utterly crushing the competition beneath its sandaled feet, it towered overhead in a turgid position of power and manliness. You can make duel welding with force abilities easier to do as its explained that it's nearly impossible and that starkillers is rare in his ability to do so and his lightsaber from is unique to him.I think it’s safe to say I’m pretty much over the Wii. Make a maulkiller 600 drawback (ether he is after you or you become him with a power boost with mental instability) and make inherent connection to the Dark side and the light side perksĪs an undiscounted perk give all starkillers skills from at the beginning of the game and but if you want his skills from the beginning of the the second game they come in the form of memory implants, You could add undiscounted items like a super stardestroyer (or add it to the Dark side oragin+) all starkillers armor and lightsabers (should make it expensive) the mass production model of proxy form tfu II.Īdd a zero cp drawback to make this separate or in the timeline of the other star wars jumps, make the the starkiller who? Exclusive to some of the drawbacks that would be ruined by it. You can add terror droids as items/ followers and add the option of making the Dark side oragin into an imperial such as the shadow gaurds for extra points and share the same perks but have the aforementioned terror droids discounted.